SONGS OF THE RAGING GRANNIES

• Let's Make a War Today!
• Gaggle of Grannies
• Saint's War
• Wasteful Military Spending
• There's No Business Like War Business

THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE WAR BUSINESS
(tune: There’s No Business Like Show Business)

There’s no business like war business,
The best business we know.
Never mind the homeless and the hungry!
Never mind the people without jobs!
Nowhere can you get that special feeling
Like when you’re piling up the bombs.
There’s no business like war business,
The best business we know.
Sixty seconds spending is a lot of bucks,
It seems a lot, but golly shucks,
The same amount buys food and clothes for all the world—
For all of the world!
(Dance interlude, with kazoos)