SONGS OF THE RAGING GRANNIES

• Let's Make a War Today!
• Gaggle of Grannies
• Saint's War
• Wasteful Military Spending
• There's No Business Like War Business

GAGGLE AGAINST WAR
(tune: Side by Side)

Oh, we’re a gaggle of Grannies,
Urging you off of your fannies,
We’re raising our voice
We want a new choice—
NO MORE WAR!
With the starving wages they’re paying
To workers sweating and slaving,
The owners all thrive,
Can workers survive?
NO MORE WAR!
Whether it’s bin Laden
Or Saddam Hussein,
War is not the answer—
BOMBS JUST KILL AND MAIM!

Soooo, join this gaggle of Grannies.
Get up off of your fannies!
We’re telling you now,
We’re angry and how!
NO MORE WAR!
We really mean it—NO MORE WAR!
We mean precisely—NO MORE WAR!
We will say it very nicely—NO MORE WAR!
READ OUR LIPS! (mouth silently, No more war!)
(Raging Grannies Songbook, adapted)